can't beat 25NL. Pathetic really.
Against a goddamn monkey fuckin' retard:
PokerStars Game #22124364470: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/11/17 14:48:47 ET
Table 'Castor II' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Dejo123 ($45 in chips)
Seat 3: Ricardo000 ($29.55 in chips)
Seat 4: DubsPoke ($36 in chips)
Seat 5: Swiss777 ($25 in chips)
Seat 6: jarskis ($25.35 in chips)
Dejo123: posts small blind $0.10
Ricardo000: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DubsPoke [Jd Ks]
DubsPoke: raises $0.75 to $1
jarskis: calls $1
Dejo123: calls $0.90
*** FLOP *** [Jh 3c 5d]
Dejo123: bets $2.50
tinyvessels joins the table at seat #2
DubsPoke: raises $3.75 to $6.25
Dejo123: raises $6.75 to $13 <---------yep, he's a retard
DubsPoke: calls $6.75
*** TURN *** [Jh 3c 5d] [6s] <---------and retard's get rewarded apparently.
Dejo123: bets $10
DubsPoke: calls $10
*** RIVER *** [Jh 3c 5d 6s] [Qs]
Dejo123: bets $21 and is all-in
DubsPoke: calls $12 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($9) returned to Dejo123
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dejo123: shows [6d 6h] (three of a kind, Sixes)
DubsPoke: mucks hand
Dejo123 collected $71.25 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $73.25 | Rake $2
Board [Jh 3c 5d 6s Qs]
Seat 1: Dejo123 (small blind) showed [6d 6h] and won ($71.25) with three of a kind, Sixes
Seat 3: Ricardo000 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: DubsPoke mucked [Jd Ks]
Seat 5: Swiss777 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: jarskis (button) folded on the Flop
And don't tell me I could have gotten away from it. This guy was a f'in moron, had proved it repeatedly. Have to be willing to call this fucktard down light. TPKK is certainly good enough against this piece of shit.
I've lost twice to runner runner after flopping top two and getting it all in. I've lost a flopped 2nd nut flush when river brought 4th flush card for a goddamn idiot who had no business being in the hand at that point. KK < QT runner runner flush style, all in on T high board off flop.
Oh and for even more fun, I have QJ on a J4222 board. Villian had 44 of course.
I'm down to just over $500 in the account. If I drop below $500, I will be forced to 10NL until I build back up to $625.
EDIT: It happened. Below $500. Same asstard as above 4bet shoved KQ into my AA. Flop: KxK. @#% @#% @#% @#%@#%@ #^@#%$ !@#%@#^